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Thursday, July 14, 2016

2016 Galletta's Karting Club Season Playlist

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

A Bigfoot crashes Go-Kart race - Galletta's Karting Club 2009 Volume 17b

In part 2 of our Klassic video (see our other vids), we take you to the post-race festivities from our 14th Annual Galletta's Go-Kart Klassic 200, where we meet the sworn enemy of Professor Speedmonkey, a vile monster known as CM Bigfoot. Unintentional humor ensues, as although the Sasquatch looks powerful, intimidating, and non-str8, he seems a bit... clumsy.

Galletta's Karting Club races economical "Racing-Modified Yard Karts" and homemade "Single-Wheel-Drive Racing Karts" in a weekly points series all Summer through Fall in Oswego, NY for no charge at Galletta's and at other local tracks upon invitation. As you can tell, since we do not spend thousands of dollars on the karts -- nor are living vicariously through our kids sports careers -- we not only have affordable and highly competitive racing, but we have great fun all the while.

Our website is:

(C) Copyright 2009 Chris "ChrusherComix" Stevens
for the Galletta's Greenhouse Karting Club of Oswego, NY
Cameras by Chris Stevens, Rungnapha "Au" Stevens, and Gene Galletta
Directed, edited and narrated by Chris Stevens

We have around 70 video clips and growing here on YouTube. Please enjoy them all, and if you enjoy our videos, please show your support by voting! I put a lot of time into them! Thank you so much.

Over 15 years of videos, pictures, points, stats, and info on our website, where you can also buy hundreds of our karting races on $5 DVDs dating back to the late 1990s, and every race we've done since 2005:
Category: Comedy
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Galletta's Karting Club 2009 Vol 15a - 9/19/2009 Prof. SpeedMonkey Races Go-Kart

The preeminent Karting event in Central New York is coming. The 200-Lap Gallettas Klassic is in mid-September, and all local karters who are not weak cowards are trying to get in practice in order to qualify for the event. Even... a monkey!?

In the smallest feature race in years (only 5 karts, where we usually race anywhere between 8-16 on a weekly basis; only 25 laps, where we usually do 45-200), a primate-looking creature emerges from the woods next to the Gallettas Backyard Speedway and challenges the club for a race. "Give me your slowest kart that never wins!" said Speedmonkey, and he went out and won with it, putting it in victory lane for the first time in years!

However, it was Russell Hockey who dominated the entire race, breaking down with a broken drive wheel hub on the last 1/2 lap of the race. Going Apesh!t, Professor used Monkey-VooDoo to momentarily confuse Chris and Tim for the pass, Monkey-Hyperspeed to track down Russ, and Monkey-Laser-Eyes to break Russell's hub on the last lap! Professor took the lead and held off points leader Chris Stevens for the win!

September 19th, 2009 25-Lap Feature Finish:
1st. "Professor Speedmonkey" (Galletta's #1)
2nd. Christopher Stevens (Galletta's #8)
3rd. Timothy Galletta (Galletta's #7)
4th. Melissa Stevens (Stevens #19)
5th. Russ Hockey (Hockey #00; DNF)

I apologize, as usually we have two camera angles, 10-15 karts, and 45-200 laps, but we were caught with a rare Saturday show where only a few people showed.

Next race is our 14th Annual 200-Lap Galletta's Go-Karting Klassic race on October 3rd, 2009! ALL KARTERS WORTH ANYTHING WILL BE THERE! :) (Hopefully Speedmonkey won't show, otherwise we are all toast!)

More details, pictures, points, and DVD of this race (the full 1-2 hour shows - high quality, uncompressed - for only $5 each) check this webpage:

Or club's website with hundreds of races and dozens of videos here:

(C) Copyright 2009 Chris Stevens
Edited, Narrated, and Produced by Chris "ChrusherComix" Stevens ( )
Cameras by Rungnapha Stevens and Chris Stevens

Category: Comedy

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Monday, February 1, 2010

Greenhouse or Go-Karts? - Galletta's Kart Club 2009 Vol. 2b - Report by Zachary James

This was a great newsreel about our karting club at our 2nd race in 2009 done by NCC News reporter Zachary James Janiszewski. We put on a decent twin-30s show for him and he made a nice report as seen in this excellent footage. His full report is found here:

...and full details of the race he covered is found here:

It was refreshing to be covered in a positive manner because we had been banned from the Oswego Kartway - by a belligerent, tempersome, irrational grudge-holding track operator - before the season started, and it left all of us feeling very disrespected considering our groups considerable racing skills and the support we had given the track. But, regardless, we had existed over a decade before the other track did, and will continue to exist for many years to come, while they just keep on making enemies with other karters. Oh, well.

Thanks for reading!

Friday, January 29, 2010

Hmm... I haven't posted anything in awhile.

I just realized that I have not posted much on my blog. Not much ever.

Then, I realized that I hate the idea of the average blogger. Most of them are sniveling whiners bitching about politics that someone brainwashed them into thinking with limited facts. As much as I get angry about politicians - and how most of them, Republican and Democrat alike - are progressives destroying the very fabric of this country, I then realize that I am being hypocritical.

Damn. I just wrote myself into a hole.

Ah, my attempt at both blogging was a colossal success, as I have now blogged, yet a failure at the same time, as I have blogged hypocritically. Now, I am being repetitive and using circular reasoning like my favorite Darwinists to laugh at. Alas, back to work on my graphic novel and then some sleep before I get some whiny blogger mad at me. Talk to you later, sir/ma'am.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Friday, July 3, 2009

Tee & Wee: Health And Nutrition For Young Earthlings by Robert Buchanan, Christopher Galletta (Book) in Children

Tee & Wee: Health And Nutrition For Young Earthlings by Robert Buchanan, Christopher Galletta Stevens (Book) in Children

Two aliens from a distant planet observe humans on Earth in order to learn as much about us as they can. In the course of Tee and Wee's studies, they notice that eating habits and exercise (or the lack thereof) greatly affects the health of humans. Children of all ages can learn with Tee and Wee about what constitutes a proper diet, and what all of us can do to make ourselves healthier, more active people! This is the trade paperback edition of this title.

The book is available via trade paperback format in addition to being downloadable.

This was my first published work, and I am very happy with it. If you or someone you know would like a children's book teaching kids that good food and exercise are important, then pick up a copy of this book. If you're a parent who just wants your kid to use the internet, video games, and eat junk food all day, then pass on this.

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